Terms and conditions

Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday’s good, I could spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you could show me around. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this. Calvin. Well that’s your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein. it’s written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh? I still don’t understand, how am I supposed to go to the dance with her, if she’s already going to the dance with you.

Yeah. Weight has nothing to do with it. Uh? Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody.

Oh, pleased to meet you, Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit here? I’m writing this down, this is good stuff. Oh honey, he’s teasing you, nobody has two television sets. Alright, okay listen, keep your pants on, she’s over in the cafe. God, how do you do this? What made you change your mind, George? Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from down the street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind up the car and release it, I’ll simulate the lightening. Ready, set, release. Huhh.

Marty. Marty. Marty. Who are you? A bolt of lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it’s ever gonna strike. Flux capacitor. Why that’s me, look at me, I’m an old man.

It was meant to be. Anyway, if Grandpa hadn’t hit him, then none of you would have been born. Mom, is that you? See, there’s Biff out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I wanna make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. I gotta go, uh, I gotta go. Thanks very much, it was wonderful, you were all great. See you all later, much later. Doc.

Well, safe and sound, now, n good old 1955. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that it’s 8:25? Yeah, where does he live? You got a permit for that? I’m, I’m sorry, Mr. McFly, I mean, I was just starting on the second coat.

It’s safe now. Everything’s lead lined. Don’t you lose those tapes now, we’ll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they’ve got cotton underwear in the future. I’m allergic to all synthetics. Oh. Oh hey, Biff, hey, guys, how are you doing? Here you go, lady. There’s a quarter. He’s a peeping tom. Dad.

Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories. Yeah, it’s in the back. No no. Lorraine, Lorraine, what are you doing? Oh. What’s that thing he’s on?

It’s taken me almost thirty years and my entire family fortune to realize the vision of that day, my god has it been that long. Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody, owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees. C’mon, more, dammit. Jeez. Holy shit. Let’s see if you bastards can do ninety. Dammit, Doc, why did you have to tear up that letter? If only I had more time. Wait a minute, I got all the time I want I got a time machine, I’ll just go back and warn him. 10 minutes oughta do it. Time-circuits on, flux-capacitor fluxing, engine running, alright. No, no no no no, c’mon c’mon. C’mon c’mon, here we go, this time. Please, please, c’mon. That’s a big bruise you have there. I don’t like her, Marty. Any girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble.

What kind of date? I don’t know, what do kids do in the fifties? Uh, well, okay Biff, uh, I’ll finish that on up tonight and I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning. Why thank you, Marty. George. Good morning, sleepyhead, Good morning, Dave, Lynda I don’t wanna see you in here again. So what’s it to you, butthead. You know you’ve been looking for a, since you’re new here, I’m gonna cut you a break, today. So why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here.